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[enteloki]

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ALL MY HEUEHUEHEU

[enteloki]

[Who is this?

Well, anyway.]

My apologies - I would love to attend, but my work obligations take priority. I'm sure you understand, given the dire reports coming out in the news.

Is there a problem with my assignments? I believe all have been turned in.

[dresscode]

No! Your assignments have all been perfect! Which is totally amazing to me considering you're never in class, how do you do it!?

But Akechi-kun...

There's so much more to high school than just assignments!!!

[enteloki]

There's no need to concern yourself over it, Haruaki-sensei. Though it's noted and appreciated. You truly are an exceptional teacher.

Are you concerned I haven't picked a club yet? Well, to answer such a question - I'm still considering the possibilities and juggling my previous obligations with potential ones.

I would hate to disappoint my classmates, after all.

[dresscode]

[ Gasp... he's never been called an exceptional teacher before... what a sweet, sincere young man......!!!

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY– ]

You have your whole grown up life ahead of you for work obligations, Akechi-kun!

Having fun in clubs and spending time with your classmates are important too, but there are so many things you can only do when you're a high school student...

Think about it!

It's the only time you'll be able to wear a uniform!!!!!!

1/2

[enteloki]

[All normal. Fine and well. Everything is gucci - he's parroting off the same inane shit his other teachers do on occasion and he waits for the incredible rationale. About the joy of youth, time spent growing and learning, but-

No.

He says that and-

Akechi doubletakes and-

Okay.]

[enteloki]

A uniform?

[dresscode]

Yes!

I know your school doesn't have sailor uniforms... I wish it did... [ How did he do a whispered aside in a text message? ] But the ones you do have are still super cute!

1/2

[enteloki]

[Should he be reporting this?]

[enteloki]

[Nah.]

The sailor uniforms are a bit outdated for this era. To be frank, I don't even pay attention to what other students are wearing.

[dresscode]

[ Akechi can't see it, but he's withering away. Quite literally. Wavering and swaying like a weed in a strong wind, reduced to boneless misery at the mere thought of sailor uniforms being outdated. ]

Akechi-kuuuuun... don't say thaaaat... they're an important and classic piece of cultural heritage!

[enteloki]

[WHAT IS HAPPENING. He can't exactly snub a teacher, especially one looking out for his wellbeing. The weird fixation on uniforms right now?

Well, perhaps he's socially awkward. Maybe he's nervous around a celebrity. ]

I see. You're correct - they are.

I'm just surprised that uniforms, sailor or otherwise, are what you chose to fixate on in a school as prestigious as ours.

How long have you been teaching here? I don't recall you in my earlier years.

[dresscode]

I've been here for exactly 57 days!

[enteloki]

Congratulations on almost making it an entire season. We are fortunate to have such a new instructor at our esteemed school.

Have you finished reading the code of conduct yet - I'm curious, is all.

[dresscode]

Of course! I read it all before my first day! I wanted to be prepared to guide my students!!!

Soooooo...

I'd really like it if you came to class so I could do that for you...

[enteloki]

I would also love nothing more. A teacher's guidance is necessary for all students to become upstanding citizens in society.

To that-

I will make an attempt to come next week. It would be nice to be among my peers for awhile as well.

Please don't hold it against me if it doesn't work out though. My boss can be somewhat fickle and require assignments at a moment's notice with short deadlines.

[dresscode]

You really mean it???

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!

Akechi-kun! Let me write your boss a note to make sure you're able to spend a whole week in classes!

[enteloki]

[This sensation-

Is it regret?]

There's no need for that. She-[He.] would view that as an insult to our mission and her position. You can't write a note to get out of work. Surely you understand.

I promise I will do what I can to attend at a least a day of classes.

[dresscode]

Your mission... that sounds high pressure and stressful...

Ah! I know!

Akechi-kun!

Your new assignment is to write how you feel about your boss in a 5-7-5 haiku!

[enteloki]

[IS THIS ALLOWED???????????]

You can't be serious. Surely this isn't your idea of a real assignment.

[dresscode]

Super serious!

Unleash your creative power, Akechi-kun!!!!!

1/3

[enteloki]

[Sae-san.......forgive him.]

This is difficult. Please give me a moment. I don't want anything to reflect poorly on her.

[enteloki]

[How many points is this even worth??

Even a slight markdown may backfire on him though. His overall scores depend on this, probably.

...

He has to do it.

...

He makes a note to look up this guy at the police station later.]

[enteloki]

Clear plans laid in place,
Teamwork flows like a river,
Boss guides us with grace.

[dresscode]

[ !!!!! ]

WOW!!!!!!!!!!

You even used a seasonal word!!! Incredible!!!!! It's like someone competent taught you!!!!!!! How does Akechi-kun do it!?!?

[enteloki]

[Oh......praise. It warms his cold little heart. Makes his chest burn hot.

He screencaps the comment. Thinks to send it to Maruki. Doesn't because it's irrelevant, but his finger hovers over send icon for a second anyway.]

I take my studies seriously, even something as simple as a haiku.

All I want to do is to represent our prestigious school well and to that end, I spend most of my idle time studying all sorts of subjects.

Thank you for your praise. It's only due to professionals like yourself that I'm able to 'do it' so to speak.