Please attend class so I can see you're a model student with a pressed uniform who always raises his hand before speaking and not secretly a delinquent!!!!
[The theatrics on this teacher - he doesn't want to go to class, actually.]
Of course - no need to worry. I'll show up soon. This I can assure you.
Although in the meantime -
If there are any upcoming assignments, please send them my way. I'll begin working on them in case an emergency takes me away from your illustrious classroom.
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shut up leave mama out of this
Because I just thought of another career for you!
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But I'm curious - what else would you suggest?
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You would be far more successful. Your friendly and personable nature would be far more appealing to them.
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I attract delinquents like flies...
And there's nothing in the world I'm more terrified of!!!!!
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Students are just children. You're the adult. That fear is misplaced, though I empathize. Some students can be rather aggressive, however-
You should be careful who you admit that too.
Perhaps I'm simply a delinquent in disguise. Maybe I spend all my free time committing crimes and now I'll exploit your fear for an easy grade.
[A second, and-]
I'm joking, of course.
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If you found it funny. If not, then -
Well, my apologies I suppose.
I'm not a secret criminal, for the record.
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Please attend class so I can see you're a model student with a pressed uniform who always raises his hand before speaking and not secretly a delinquent!!!!
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Of course - no need to worry. I'll show up soon. This I can assure you.
Although in the meantime -
If there are any upcoming assignments, please send them my way. I'll begin working on them in case an emergency takes me away from your illustrious classroom.
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[ That's what he meant, right? ♥ ]
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Except sailor uniforms!!!
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Screenshot this for the inevitable future investigation at his school.]
I insist you don't. The guilt of making you do such a thing after a long day of teaching - I don't think I could live with myself.
If we must meet in person, let's do it a halfway mark.
[His fridge is looking sparse so-]
Triple Seven in Shibuya should suffice.
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Hey Akechi.
What was that about an investigation?
Because– ]
It's too late, Akechi-kun.
I'm already on my way!
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What?
[WHAT???????]
I'm not home right now. Please refrain.
[He is home. Refrain. ♥]
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