I would also love nothing more. A teacher's guidance is necessary for all students to become upstanding citizens in society.
To that-
I will make an attempt to come next week. It would be nice to be among my peers for awhile as well.
Please don't hold it against me if it doesn't work out though. My boss can be somewhat fickle and require assignments at a moment's notice with short deadlines.
There's no need for that. She-[He.] would view that as an insult to our mission and her position. You can't write a note to get out of work. Surely you understand.
I promise I will do what I can to attend at a least a day of classes.
Please attend class so I can see you're a model student with a pressed uniform who always raises his hand before speaking and not secretly a delinquent!!!!
[The theatrics on this teacher - he doesn't want to go to class, actually.]
Of course - no need to worry. I'll show up soon. This I can assure you.
Although in the meantime -
If there are any upcoming assignments, please send them my way. I'll begin working on them in case an emergency takes me away from your illustrious classroom.
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Have you finished reading the code of conduct yet - I'm curious, is all.
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Soooooo...
I'd really like it if you came to class so I could do that for you...
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To that-
I will make an attempt to come next week. It would be nice to be among my peers for awhile as well.
Please don't hold it against me if it doesn't work out though. My boss can be somewhat fickle and require assignments at a moment's notice with short deadlines.
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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!
Akechi-kun! Let me write your boss a note to make sure you're able to spend a whole week in classes!
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Is it regret?]
There's no need for that. She-[He.] would view that as an insult to our mission and her position. You can't write a note to get out of work. Surely you understand.
I promise I will do what I can to attend at a least a day of classes.
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Ah! I know!
Akechi-kun!
Your new assignment is to write how you feel about your boss in a 5-7-5 haiku!
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You can't be serious. Surely this isn't your idea of a real assignment.
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Unleash your creative power, Akechi-kun!!!!!
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This is difficult. Please give me a moment. I don't want anything to reflect poorly on her.
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Even a slight markdown may backfire on him though. His overall scores depend on this, probably.
...
He has to do it.
...
He makes a note to look up this guy at the police station later.]
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Teamwork flows like a river,
Boss guides us with grace.
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WOW!!!!!!!!!!
You even used a seasonal word!!! Incredible!!!!! It's like someone competent taught you!!!!!!! How does Akechi-kun do it!?!?
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He screencaps the comment. Thinks to send it to Maruki. Doesn't because it's irrelevant, but his finger hovers over send icon for a second anyway.]
I take my studies seriously, even something as simple as a haiku.
All I want to do is to represent our prestigious school well and to that end, I spend most of my idle time studying all sorts of subjects.
Thank you for your praise. It's only due to professionals like yourself that I'm able to 'do it' so to speak.
shut up leave mama out of this
Because I just thought of another career for you!
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But I'm curious - what else would you suggest?
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You would be far more successful. Your friendly and personable nature would be far more appealing to them.
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I attract delinquents like flies...
And there's nothing in the world I'm more terrified of!!!!!
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Students are just children. You're the adult. That fear is misplaced, though I empathize. Some students can be rather aggressive, however-
You should be careful who you admit that too.
Perhaps I'm simply a delinquent in disguise. Maybe I spend all my free time committing crimes and now I'll exploit your fear for an easy grade.
[A second, and-]
I'm joking, of course.
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If you found it funny. If not, then -
Well, my apologies I suppose.
I'm not a secret criminal, for the record.
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Please attend class so I can see you're a model student with a pressed uniform who always raises his hand before speaking and not secretly a delinquent!!!!
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Of course - no need to worry. I'll show up soon. This I can assure you.
Although in the meantime -
If there are any upcoming assignments, please send them my way. I'll begin working on them in case an emergency takes me away from your illustrious classroom.
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[ That's what he meant, right? ♥ ]
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