The ability of a cat to find its way home is called “psi-traveling.” Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.
[ oh, jail for mamaruki! jail for mamaruki for one thousand years!!! ]
No... That sounds too crazy to be true. What are the odds?
Anyway, I don't have time to get into Descartes now, I have another student coming in soon. But I hope your cat facts culprit sees the error of their ways!
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Twenty minutes later, Akechi receives an email notification, again using an anonymous masking service. ]
FROM: j11200202@noreply.co.jp
Cats share 95.6% of their DNA with tigers! ᓚ₍ ^. .^₎
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Not true.
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To cancel your subscription to Cat Facts, please respond "Nyaa thank you!"
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Akechi texts MARUKI'S NUMBER.]
I have a fact for you.
1/2 - email
To decrease the interval, please respond "Meowre facts, please!"
annnnd text
1/2
And unlike Maruki, Akechi has all goddamn day. Netflix, paused. This is all he cares about now.
There is a long delay and-]
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one hour later - email
ദ്ദി（• ˕ •マ.ᐟ
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Cat facts? Really?
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Oh no... Did someone sign you up for cat facts?
I wonder if it's the same person signing me up for pyramid schemes and crypto scams... Such a dangerous criminal should be dealt with.
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Perhaps they even live in the same household. Wouldn't that be interesting?
Maybe if one stops, the other will as well. There's something to be said about the dualities in life - one begets another, one ends another.
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No... That sounds too crazy to be true. What are the odds?
Anyway, I don't have time to get into Descartes now, I have another student coming in soon. But I hope your cat facts culprit sees the error of their ways!
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Ah, that's a shame. I'm already getting messages about your bank cards being cancelled for potential fraud.
Well, I'm sure you don't need money to get home today. I'll continue my investigation and let you know what comes of it.
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Fine.
Truce.
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Or perhaps the bank notification settings were changed by that deviant bitcoin scammer.
Your surrender is accepted. Thank you. I'll provide some funds for the subway, however I suggest you call the bank to get this mess sorted out soon.
[PAYPAY RECIEVED FROM AKECHI GORO ¥210.]
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I will be expecting a rain check for it though. Please keep that in mind.
email : )
Re: email : )
HE SUBMITS A REFUND FOR HIS GENEROUS PAYPAY MONEY.]
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Probably.
Want to meet me at Shibuya and settle this the old fashioned way?
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