The ability of a cat to find its way home is called “psi-traveling.” Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.
[ oh, jail for mamaruki! jail for mamaruki for one thousand years!!! ]
No... That sounds too crazy to be true. What are the odds?
Anyway, I don't have time to get into Descartes now, I have another student coming in soon. But I hope your cat facts culprit sees the error of their ways!
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one hour later - email
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Cat facts? Really?
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Oh no... Did someone sign you up for cat facts?
I wonder if it's the same person signing me up for pyramid schemes and crypto scams... Such a dangerous criminal should be dealt with.
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Perhaps they even live in the same household. Wouldn't that be interesting?
Maybe if one stops, the other will as well. There's something to be said about the dualities in life - one begets another, one ends another.
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No... That sounds too crazy to be true. What are the odds?
Anyway, I don't have time to get into Descartes now, I have another student coming in soon. But I hope your cat facts culprit sees the error of their ways!
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Ah, that's a shame. I'm already getting messages about your bank cards being cancelled for potential fraud.
Well, I'm sure you don't need money to get home today. I'll continue my investigation and let you know what comes of it.
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Fine.
Truce.
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Or perhaps the bank notification settings were changed by that deviant bitcoin scammer.
Your surrender is accepted. Thank you. I'll provide some funds for the subway, however I suggest you call the bank to get this mess sorted out soon.
[PAYPAY RECIEVED FROM AKECHI GORO ¥210.]
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I will be expecting a rain check for it though. Please keep that in mind.
email : )
Re: email : )
HE SUBMITS A REFUND FOR HIS GENEROUS PAYPAY MONEY.]
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Probably.
Want to meet me at Shibuya and settle this the old fashioned way?
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[A little pause in texts. Of course he wants to settle this like they usually do.
He isn't going to act like he's eager though.]
My day is quite full, but I should be able to manage it. Our normal time will work just fine. Please don't be late.
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Sure, the normal time.
Guess we'll see who surrenders in the end!
[ get ready to see a fun new thing called TYRANT CHAOS ]
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The paypay money goes through again with a bit extra for the ride home after Shibuya.]
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UNFORTUNATELY, SAME.]