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[enteloki]

throw anything at me 

 

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[placation]

Of course not. I'm saying that you're behaving in such an extreme way. It's really unsettling and making it hard for us to have a constructive conversation. Can we please try to approach this more calmly?

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[enteloki]

I'm always calm and always speak to you rationally.

You're being dramatic. Nothing about my actions are extreme.

If you're unsettled by a reasonable discussion between two people, your counseling sessions must have you in tears on train every day. Please reevaluate your career.

[placation]

Oh, come on. Sometimes you're a little irrational. You have to admit that. How many times have I had to keep you from getting yourself hurt when you're going "chaotic"?

[ Since we can't use the word "psychotic." APPARENTLY. ]

[enteloki]

My actions are always well thought out and done with intent.

And I can take care of myself in that state just fine. Your incessant worrying over nothing is always unnecessary. I'm in full control and understand the consequences of what I do.

Frankly, if we're going to discuss this, how many times have I kept you from falling into obvious traps and pitfalls?

[placation]

Very few. I'm keenly observant and quick on my feet.

[ Bitch???????????????????????? Don't call him out for being clumsy and easily tricked. ]

[enteloki]

What was it last time - a pathetic whimpering dog holding a limp leg that ended up being a shadow in disguise.

One we had to fight immediately with minimal items and stamina. One that raised the security level right after. All because you thought it needed help.

Am I recalling correctly?

[placation]

That was a really dirty trick! They usually aren't intelligent enough to resort to subterfuge like that... It's a worrisome trend. I was gathering data.

[enteloki]

It was an obvious ploy that you fell for. That you will fall for again and again. There's no data to collect.

[placation]

You wouldn't stop using Riot Gun against one that reflected it every time and nearly killed yourself backed into a corner of Mementos.

It was embarrassing. And concerning. I rest my case.

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[enteloki]

[Oh yeah. What a day that was - he pretty on edge by the time Call of Chaos got thrown into the mix.]

[enteloki]

My other skills were locked. There wasn't much else I could do in that scenario. It was an attempt to stop its advances, though I will admit the attempt didn't work out as I hoped.

[placation]

"Thank you for saving me from myself, Maruki-sensei, I'm very appreciative of your efforts." You're welcome, of course.

[enteloki]

I don't need you to look after me. I take care of myself just fine - I did it long before you came into the picture.

Leave me be next time. I don't want your help.

[placation]

Not that long.

[enteloki]

Yes, that long.

[placation]

In the cognitive world, I mean. In the grand scheme of your life, it wasn't THAT long.

Anyhow, it doesn't matter - no, I'll never leave you be. You know that.

[enteloki]

Very well. Since you're being unreasonable, I'll be visiting Mementos alone for the next week.

I suggest you take the opportunity to find some lost cats to bring home or a whimpering dog to take to the vet with your free time.

[Fuck you actually??? He's a one man army.]

[placation]

[ What the hell????????? ]

For a whole week? No you won't.

[enteloki]

Yes, I will.

Quite frankly, I'm doing you a service by telling you my plans. Do you really think I don't go there by myself? That I always wait for you? You're smarter than that.