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[enteloki]

throw anything at me 

 

NSFW OPEN POST

 

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[placation]

Very few. I'm keenly observant and quick on my feet.

[ Bitch???????????????????????? Don't call him out for being clumsy and easily tricked. ]

[enteloki]

What was it last time - a pathetic whimpering dog holding a limp leg that ended up being a shadow in disguise.

One we had to fight immediately with minimal items and stamina. One that raised the security level right after. All because you thought it needed help.

Am I recalling correctly?

[placation]

That was a really dirty trick! They usually aren't intelligent enough to resort to subterfuge like that... It's a worrisome trend. I was gathering data.

[enteloki]

It was an obvious ploy that you fell for. That you will fall for again and again. There's no data to collect.

[placation]

You wouldn't stop using Riot Gun against one that reflected it every time and nearly killed yourself backed into a corner of Mementos.

It was embarrassing. And concerning. I rest my case.

1/2

[enteloki]

[Oh yeah. What a day that was - he pretty on edge by the time Call of Chaos got thrown into the mix.]

[enteloki]

My other skills were locked. There wasn't much else I could do in that scenario. It was an attempt to stop its advances, though I will admit the attempt didn't work out as I hoped.

[placation]

"Thank you for saving me from myself, Maruki-sensei, I'm very appreciative of your efforts." You're welcome, of course.

[enteloki]

I don't need you to look after me. I take care of myself just fine - I did it long before you came into the picture.

Leave me be next time. I don't want your help.

[placation]

Not that long.

[enteloki]

Yes, that long.

[placation]

In the cognitive world, I mean. In the grand scheme of your life, it wasn't THAT long.

Anyhow, it doesn't matter - no, I'll never leave you be. You know that.

[enteloki]

Very well. Since you're being unreasonable, I'll be visiting Mementos alone for the next week.

I suggest you take the opportunity to find some lost cats to bring home or a whimpering dog to take to the vet with your free time.

[Fuck you actually??? He's a one man army.]

[placation]

[ What the hell????????? ]

For a whole week? No you won't.

[enteloki]

Yes, I will.

Quite frankly, I'm doing you a service by telling you my plans. Do you really think I don't go there by myself? That I always wait for you? You're smarter than that.

[placation]

[ I wish you wouldn't, it worries me typed and immediately deleted. That's the whole point Akechi is making. Motherfucker. ]

I know that you do.

I also know that you wouldn't let me do the same.

[enteloki]

I would.

I'm not your babysitter. You can do whatever you deem necessary.

[plus he can hide his presence lmao. ]

[placation]

[ CHECK YOUR NAVIGATOR PRIVILEGE, AKECHI GORO ]

Sure, Akechi. Shall we test that sometime?

[enteloki]

Yes, whenever you wish.

Be sure to avoid any traps, pits, spikes, lost dogs, decoys, illusions, and obvious ploys that are meant to entrap a toddler. You seem to fall for those quite easily.

Good luck.

[placation]

[enteloki]

Don't talk to me through AI. I'm being reasonable and constructive - you're the one acting up. As usual.

[placation]

[enteloki]

[MARUKI TAKUTO - HE'S ABOUT TO ESCALATE THINGS.]

A counselor who can't even speak for himself - how pathetic. You really disappoint me in every way.

[placation]

You're so easy to mess with.

[enteloki]

["No, I'm not." Typed. Deleted.

"You're infuriating." Typed. Deleted.

"I'm not provoked or irritated in the slightest." Typed. Deleted. ]

These childish acts don't bother me in the slightest.

Unrelated, I'm giving your takoyaki to the neighbor.