OPEN POST

[enteloki]

throw anything at me 

 

NSFW OPEN POST

 

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it's pan hello

[fashionglasses]

this au is already a curse

[enteloki]

[WOW! He regrets every moment of his life that led up to this. Sometimes Ren sends an amusing image. Today is apparently 'headache meme' day.]

[fashionglasses]

[enteloki]

I'm going to block you.

[fashionglasses]

wait

[enteloki]

Are you going to stop?

[fashionglasses]

[...]

its a surprise

[enteloki]

[READ AT XX:XX ✓✓

Then, 30 seconds later - ]

Wrong answer. Try again.

[fashionglasses]

i have a question

[enteloki]

And that is?

[fashionglasses]

[Please don't break up with him--]

would u love me if i were a worm?

[enteloki]

[Truth be told, he's questioning his affections right at this moment. The worm brain might make the situation better.]

Are you serious?

Did you ask me that?

[fashionglasses]

[He sends a screenshot of their conversation.]

[enteloki]

[Okay SMARTASS.

He sends a screencap of his contact list - incredible how Ren's name is missing and Attic Trash appears, along with a very unflattering photo of his stupid ass boyfriend.]

[fashionglasses]

but about the worm

[enteloki]

It's a worm. It wouldn't be you. This isn't even a question.

[fashionglasses]

if u were a worm?
forget it

[What does that mean?]

[enteloki]

If I were a worm-

[He almost stops and goes to bed. What's happening here? Is this another stupid NotTok trend?]

I would hope you wouldn't love me.

[fashionglasses]

[Baby, no. Memeing over.]

too bad
love u
always will
worm or not

[enteloki]

[Nope, now he's not letting this go!!!]

Are you stupid? It wouldn't be me. If you take away the essence of a person - their will and goals - what's left?

It's a very interesting question actually - what really makes up a human's spirit? Willpower? Intelligence? Emotions? Worms are capable of none of that.

If I become a worm, I would hope you love me enough to put me out of my misery.

[fashionglasses]

id turn u back

[enteloki]

[Listen, now the conversation's interesting.]

How would you know it's still me? Something living in my body, with my face and voice, but could you ever be sure that it was still the same person that became a worm?

How many times can a soul shift bodies before there's nothing left of the original? The soul itself being a common philosophical conundrum. Some believe it's separate from the body, while others split it through emotional capacity and some even think it tied to your mortal form.

My point being - don't waste your time on a worm.

[pls kill him irl too actually.]

[fashionglasses]

id know it was u

[enteloki]

No you wouldn't.

[fashionglasses]

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