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[enteloki]

throw anything at me 

 

NSFW OPEN POST

 

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[enteloki]

No pet names. We've been over this.

They can move, but not like that. You'll end up splattered under someone's shoe before you get past the goats.

[fashionglasses]

it stands for bad bug

[enteloki]

[His dad was right his dad was right his dad was right hisdadwasright.

Enjoy a new screenshot of Ren's brand spankin new contact info, which is now an unflattering photo of him sleeping and the name 'Worthless Worm'.]

[fashionglasses]

[His heart feels warm.]

when did u take that?

[Probably shortly after unraveling himself from Ren. Yeah...those mornings...]

[enteloki]

I don't remember. [Lie.] You look pathetic. [Lie.] Be careful you don't irritate me enough to make me post this to your friend's group chat.

[fashionglasses]

careful

[enteloki]

[Oh, that feels like a threat! Good! He was hoping to have a chance to flaunt his blackmail.

Which is why Ren gets a screencap of the ever lively group chat that Akechi has muted, his phone's message box visible. A familiar photo thumbnail uploaded on the left hand side, unsent. Looming. Waiting. ]

[fashionglasses]

[Oh, Akechi. Your hubris was always your downfall.

[Ren proceeds to send a similar screenshot; the group chat, with a photo in the send box. It's Akechi halfway through a mouthful of food.

[Ren doesn't care if his friends know that he sleeps. He does suspect that Akechi will care if his friends see anything suggesting he's a human with survival needs, though.]

1/???

[enteloki]

[That-]

[enteloki]

[How in the fuck did he get that?

His fingers smear his screen as he tries to zoom into the panel to see what he's eating - discern when this happened. It's sushi. Last week? Last month? They go out to his favorite place so often he can't peg the timing and their school uniforms do no favors to figure out a date.]

[enteloki]

[In and out, in and out, in and out - he can see every flaw in this candid photo. It cannot go into that group chat. Eyes too wrinkled, mouth agape in a disgusting way, rice on his cheek, are his eyebrows uneven?]

[enteloki]

[REN AMAMIYA HAS BEEN BLOCKED]

[enteloki]

[REN AMAMIYA HAS BEEN UNBLOCKED

WILLPOWER PLAYS IN THE DISTANCE]

END

[enteloki]

If you don't delete that in the next five seconds, the first thing I'll do when you're a worm is drop you into a pile of horseshit.

1/2

[fashionglasses]

[In the four seconds that Ren is blocked on Akechi's phone, he sends him the entire Bee Movie script on Facebook messenger.]

2/2

[fashionglasses]

[Shit--]

dont check fb

1/2

[enteloki]

[The first line is all he manages to read before his browser crashes from the disturbing amount content trying to load into his computer.

Homework, tabs for a research paper and all.]

[enteloki]

Come over.

[fashionglasses]

r we fighting

[enteloki]

No.

Actually, turn on your location. I'll come to you.

[fashionglasses]

im at home

[enteloki]

I'll be there soon.

[fashionglasses]

[He fucked up somehow.]

ilu

[enteloki]

["SOMEHOW"

Nothing comes through. Not right away. Not until he's halfway there, full of Murderous Intent™. Ren's a stupid asshole, but-]

♥

[fashionglasses]

[He didn't know it would crash the browser! He should have, because that's what happened last time, but who makes weak ass browsers like that anyway?!

[He awaits his fate.]