OPEN POST

[enteloki]

throw anything at me 

 

NSFW OPEN POST

 

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[enteloki]

Unlike you, I don't hang out with children all day. My time is spent working instead of learning archaic online memes from them.

Maybe you need to readjust your schedule. You seem to have too much free time.

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[placation]

And yet I manage to hold down two jobs!

[placation]

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[enteloki]

[✔✔ READ AT XX:XX]

[enteloki]

[A notification appears on Maruki's phone.

YOUR NETFLIX SUBSCRIPTION HAS BEEN CANCELLED.]

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[placation]

That's your subscription too! You're self-destructing. It's NAGL.

(Not a good look, in case you weren't aware.)

[placation]

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[enteloki]

[Do you think he cares???? One bit??? Are you KIDDING???

YOUR AMAZON PRIME ACCOUNT HAS BEEN CANCELLED.

YOUR COSTCO MEMBERSHIP HAS BEEN CANCELLED.

YOUR PARAMOUNT+ SUBSCRIPTION HAS BEEN CANCELLED.

YOUR TRIPLE 777 REWARDS CARD HAS BEEN CANCELLED.

[enteloki]

[There's nothing else to cancel.

Damn.

MARUKI TAKUTO HAS BEEN SIGNED UP FOR GOLD'S GYM SHIBUYA.]

For the record, I did find one - Kaneshiro Junya, but that may be a bit much for you to handle.

[placation]

I should really be thanking you. We'll save a lot of money now. Why did we even have Paramount+...

More importantly: Why do you say that?

[enteloki]

It came free with our cellphones, but neither of us cancelled in time. It's been charging us for months.

I think his true aspirations and wishes are going to difficult to ascertain is all. A distorted heart is the least of his worries. The man truly is rotten to the core.

[placation]

Sounds like it poses an interesting challenge.

You know my philosophy already. No one is so rotten that they can't be changed. I'm sure the pains he's suffered to twist him into whatever kind of vile man he is were just as horrific as what he now does to others. It may take more effort to root out and discover his true dreams, but when have we ever shied away from that?

Thank you for finding this. I "do it for the meme" with you because it's funny and easy, but you really do incredible work.

[enteloki]

[What an idiot. The day's coming where Maruki won't be able to save a person - this target may be the tipping point for. Even the Phantom Thieves would scoff and let their moral purveyance flounder in the face of that.]

Of course. I don't need a lecture on your ideals.

If you truly want to thank me though-

[Maruki receives a screenshot. Your pickup order has been received from XXX Sushi under card XXXX.

It's by Shujin so pick up his shit! Thanks! He even had the curtesy to use Maruki's card. :) So nice.]

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[placation]

[ this little shit who he would be nowhere without ]

[placation]

Get it yourself.

[enteloki]

[why is he LIKE THIS]

I suppose I'll withhold the names of the Mementos targets I found for now. Quite a shame. I'm too hungry to think properly.

for the first time i realized how bad mementos without monabus would be

[placation]

Ah, you know I hate that place... so much wandering...

[ your sushi is getting warmer by the moment, akechi ]

it's a nightmare HES JUST RAW DOGGING MEMENTOS

[enteloki]

[someone SHOULD PICK IT UP THEN.]

Very tedious. It's always an exhausting endeavor. If my legs happened to be too sore - what a shame. That would be where your justice ended.

And quite the anticlimactic end it would be to your short story.

[placation]

[ agreed! such as, for example, the person who ordered it!! ]

And quite the anticlimactic end to your use of my bank card. We wouldn't want that!

[ ......... ugh ]

How many targets?

[enteloki]

[he is BUSY]

Before I get into that, I just read something interesting.

Did you know Japan is ranked third in the world for identity theft? The ease of which one's information can be used by another in this country...it's quite shocking. You should be cautious. I heard the odds go up the older you get.

I wonder if those memes will save you from fraudulent credit card sign ups.

Well, no use pondering over it. What were you asking?

[placation]

Hm. Point taken. I wouldn't to jeopardize your home with my potential financial ruin, after all.

You know what I was asking. Scroll up!

[enteloki]

[correct response, still missing sushi tho so 🙄]

My apologies. I'm too busy now that I have to travel to get lunch. Perhaps I'll have the time to `scroll up` tomorrow.

[placation]

Save your subway fare, I'm already on my way back. You'll get your sushi.

So?

[enteloki]

[victory tastes sweeter than the fatty tuna he's about to eat.]

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Shimizu Hikari
Ono Heiji

[placation]

[ yeah yeah maruki is eating a quarter of it in retaliation ]

Thank you. You're second to none as a navigator. Let's wait until we have three or more though... that place is so...