[Be careful walking around town if you're a bitch! For lack of anything better to do and the overwhelming need to shut down his brain in any and every way possible, Eren has taken to stalking through Somnius in his wolf form; nothing much out of the ordinary, really - unless you're kinda new and a total wimp.
[Eren hasn't exactly been in the most Silly of moods lately, but when he sees Akechi, he feels like growling anyway, so he figures he might as well run with it and try scaring the piss out of him.
[He hasn't been spotted yet. Looping around a cover of trees, he slinks out from the other side. Eren gets low down by the ground, sloooooowly stalking toward Akechi with his lips snarling over bared teeth, the fur bristling dangerously on his back. He growls, low and vicious, creeping forward toward the boy.]
[This is hell - a version of it. Maybe a warning for a future to come because instead of fire and brimstone, it's an unrelenting torrent of rogue wildlife that hate him on sight.
He wishes it was the former. Flames licking flesh and bone would be a relief to whatever the fuck this is.
But it's like a shadow - the creature prowls out of the brush and the momentary surprise by it is replaced with a look of incredible annoyance. There's a brief temptation to test out of if this is a palace once and for all. See if ripping the face off this animal will yield an agidyne wielding abomination.
Maybe it just wants his lunch though - a somnius variation of jerky and a small bread roll. The process of sharing his food seems like the easier option. He isn't confident in his strength to rip this creature apart without a weapon, if it's not a cognition.
He stands ramrod still for a moment before throwing the jerky directly at the shitheel's face.]
[Eren's reflexes are good as a human, let alone a creature built for them. He snaps his jaws and catches the jerky in his teeth, then continues stalking forward, undeterred. Pathic...]
[This stupid fucking mutt - maybe he wandered into its territory? He needs to read up on the bizarre wildlife here to avoid these situations, though he's starting to think it's a personal vendetta from an angry god.
He throws the bread at it next and takes the opportunity to back up a little.]
[Is this his life? Really? This podunk shithole gets worse every single day.
And no one around seems to care about the fact he's going to mauled in the center of town. Sounds about right.
Well, guess what dumbass wolf - he can boulder and he's going to book it to the nearest little hovel to climb. Sorry (???) business in question. He doesn't particularly care.]
[Akechi Goro is scrambling up the side of a building like a frightened chicken; I repeat--
[This has actually done wonders to lift Eren's mood tonight, so he should be thanking Akechi for that. He doesn't let the bit go yet. Standings at the bottom of the hovel, he growls and snaps, the fur on his back bristling dangerously. He throws his head back and lets out a howl. Hopefully Captain Levi isn't nearby to recognize it and come ruin his fun.]
[Bullying an innocent guy!!!!! Just a little dude!!!!!!!
Great - this little shit is just waiting and now he's on a roof, somehow, yet again. In an effort to confuse the creature's two functioning braincells, he tries to look for a sneaky path away from this scenario towards the backside of the shitty building. Maybe it can be an out of sight, out of mind thing.]
[He'll let Akechi think that it works for about one minute before dashing over to the other side of the building and snapping at his ankles as he tries to climb down.]
[Great! Fantastic! It has enough functioning braincells to understand 'front' and 'back'. Ankles, nipped at. His patience, gone. Whatever god Akechi has pissed off-]
[She thinks he is Eren? Something in his soul almost snaps in two - a brief fleeting feeling of rebellion blooming in his chest, a memory of a sensation of two ethereal beings ripping and tearing from his spirt and-]
[Intense, immediate rage flows through his whole body, expression flickering into something else against his will, for the briefest moment. Only a second, only a glimpse, only-]
[A plastered, paper thin smile reappears on his face, hand holding the screen steady on the culprit. He rarely has regrets, but speaking to this piece of shit and aligning himself with him-
Ugh.]
I was going to ask for your assistance on what to do here, but it seems that's no longer necessary. Unless he's so lost to this beast form that he won't even understand the voice of a friend.
[Whatever. Get wrecked! This is the best Eren's felt all day, and he needs that right now.
[If Aubrey hadn't said something, it would have become obvious anyway; as soon as he hears her voice, his posture relaxes, his tail starts wagging, his head jerks curiously to the side.
[He watches Akechi's expression break. There it is. And now he'll never get Eren to leave him alone.
[So! There’s a lot to take in here. Like hell if Aubrey would ever mistake these two, and it’s nice to see Eren happy and all, but— oh who is he kidding he’s in puppy form she can’t scold him like this. Or ever, really?]
Hi, Eren. Hi, Akechi. [So much for today’s search for fantasy-drywall. Aubrey tries to rein her voice back into something less affected, but there’s a fond, wry amusement in it anyway.] How did this happen? Are you on a roof again?
[The dilapidated shingles of someone's shitty business/home or whatever else it could be is a solace caught on camera. The edges visible from where Akechi's squat down, one arm holding the side for balance. The physical distance worth less than the mental one - it keeps Eren from biting his legs and Akechi from saying something he'll regret.
There's a witness on livestream, after all.
Calm. Feigned embarrassment to cover up the other feelings surging through his body. Relax. Be understanding. Kind. A prince.]
It's a funny situation, isn't it? While this isn't what I expected, I appreciate your help on the matter. It seems I'm unwelcome in his presence no matter where I go - though I was minding my own business. He decided to act aggressively unprompted.
[This asshole. Can't take a joke, Akechi? Eren's not being aggressive at all, see? He sits at the base of the house, throws up his head, and howls. It was all a simple misunderstanding. If he catches Aubrey on the camera again, he'll give another little bark, as if that's his side of the story. Look how pleasant he is being!]
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[Eren hasn't exactly been in the most Silly of moods lately, but when he sees Akechi, he feels like growling anyway, so he figures he might as well run with it and try scaring the piss out of him.
[He hasn't been spotted yet. Looping around a cover of trees, he slinks out from the other side. Eren gets low down by the ground, sloooooowly stalking toward Akechi with his lips snarling over bared teeth, the fur bristling dangerously on his back. He growls, low and vicious, creeping forward toward the boy.]
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He wishes it was the former. Flames licking flesh and bone would be a relief to whatever the fuck this is.
But it's like a shadow - the creature prowls out of the brush and the momentary surprise by it is replaced with a look of incredible annoyance. There's a brief temptation to test out of if this is a palace once and for all. See if ripping the face off this animal will yield an agidyne wielding abomination.
Maybe it just wants his lunch though - a somnius variation of jerky and a small bread roll. The process of sharing his food seems like the easier option. He isn't confident in his strength to rip this creature apart without a weapon, if it's not a cognition.
He stands ramrod still for a moment before throwing the jerky directly at the shitheel's face.]
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He throws the bread at it next and takes the opportunity to back up a little.]
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[He picks up the pace in a would-be jog toward him to test the waters.]
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And no one around seems to care about the fact he's going to mauled in the center of town. Sounds about right.
Well, guess what dumbass wolf - he can boulder and he's going to book it to the nearest little hovel to climb. Sorry (???) business in question. He doesn't particularly care.]
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[This has actually done wonders to lift Eren's mood tonight, so he should be thanking Akechi for that. He doesn't let the bit go yet. Standings at the bottom of the hovel, he growls and snaps, the fur on his back bristling dangerously. He throws his head back and lets out a howl. Hopefully Captain Levi isn't nearby to recognize it and come ruin his fun.]
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Great - this little shit is just waiting and now he's on a roof, somehow, yet again. In an effort to confuse the creature's two functioning braincells, he tries to look for a sneaky path away from this scenario towards the backside of the shitty building. Maybe it can be an out of sight, out of mind thing.]
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Given the situation, she may be able to assist or have some tip. She helped him off a different roof from an equally annoying animal.
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My apologies for bothering you. Do you have a moment?
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[Shit, a random video call? And it’s not Eren? Is goat boy taking up her offer or what…]
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Eren? [Yeah, she’d know that wolf anywhere. The heels not so much, but.] What the hell is going on?!
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You're mistaken - this is Akechi.
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Vaeros. Garden. Potions. Animal Transformations and-]
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Ugh.]
I was going to ask for your assistance on what to do here, but it seems that's no longer necessary. Unless he's so lost to this beast form that he won't even understand the voice of a friend.
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[If Aubrey hadn't said something, it would have become obvious anyway; as soon as he hears her voice, his posture relaxes, his tail starts wagging, his head jerks curiously to the side.
[He watches Akechi's expression break. There it is. And now he'll never get Eren to leave him alone.
[He barks cheerfully! :) Hi, bestie!]
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[So! There’s a lot to take in here. Like hell if Aubrey would ever mistake these two, and it’s nice to see Eren happy and all, but— oh who is he kidding he’s in puppy form she can’t scold him like this. Or ever, really?]
Hi, Eren. Hi, Akechi. [So much for today’s search for fantasy-drywall. Aubrey tries to rein her voice back into something less affected, but there’s a fond, wry amusement in it anyway.] How did this happen? Are you on a roof again?
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[The dilapidated shingles of someone's shitty business/home or whatever else it could be is a solace caught on camera. The edges visible from where Akechi's squat down, one arm holding the side for balance. The physical distance worth less than the mental one - it keeps Eren from biting his legs and Akechi from saying something he'll regret.
There's a witness on livestream, after all.
Calm. Feigned embarrassment to cover up the other feelings surging through his body. Relax. Be understanding. Kind. A prince.]
It's a funny situation, isn't it? While this isn't what I expected, I appreciate your help on the matter. It seems I'm unwelcome in his presence no matter where I go - though I was minding my own business. He decided to act aggressively unprompted.
[The fucking asshole.]
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