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It's pretty miserable. I've slept so much that I can't sleep anymore, but now there's nothing to do.
Akechi, are you okay?
Did the chocolate I gave you make you sick? They were store-bought, I promised!
[ Your normie friend is worried that it's her fault and not the world's fault. ]
Did the chocolate I gave you make you sick? They were store-bought, I promised!
[ Your normie friend is worried that it's her fault and not the world's fault. ]
[There urge to make a remark about having 'tummy issues' - he barely refrains.]
I feel a bit under the weather, however that seems to be a trend. It's likely a common illness that thrives in this weather.
My mind didn't consider the chocolate. Though now that you're so adamant about it -
I wonder. Are you the type to poison people?
[He waits a second, then two and-]
I'm joking, of course.
I feel a bit under the weather, however that seems to be a trend. It's likely a common illness that thrives in this weather.
My mind didn't consider the chocolate. Though now that you're so adamant about it -
I wonder. Are you the type to poison people?
[He waits a second, then two and-]
I'm joking, of course.
There has to be something we can do. Like a word game, or you can tell me more of your "fun" facts.
Even if I was the type to poison people, do you think I would be successful?
[ What a normal conversation. ]
Well.
I hope you feel better soon. ˙◠˙
Flowers are probably more painful to cough out than blood. I wonder if there's some medicine to counteract it. Would normal cough drops work? It's still a cough.
[ What a normal conversation. ]
Well.
I hope you feel better soon. ˙◠˙
Flowers are probably more painful to cough out than blood. I wonder if there's some medicine to counteract it. Would normal cough drops work? It's still a cough.
I know what a leech is, yes.
[This oughta be good.]
[This oughta be good.]
Did you know you can teach them to go through mazes?
And once they learn the pathing, if you kill it, grind it up and feed it to another one-
It knows the path immediately. The leech absorbs knowledge from the one it consumed.
[Kind of like titans.]
And once they learn the pathing, if you kill it, grind it up and feed it to another one-
It knows the path immediately. The leech absorbs knowledge from the one it consumed.
[Kind of like titans.]
I could.
[His eyes seem to wander for a moment, as he makes sure Hermes is nowhere near the farm. Then waves his hand to unmake the Morbol, which would be far too timid in nature to bother with fighting. It disappears in white, glittering lights.]
I am not a fighter, I should make it clear.
[And he really doesn't want to have to fight a Morbol, but it would be a good show of what it can do. He summons two more at a distance- around nine feel tall, they immediately pick up on the pair and begin to shuffle strangely quickly towards them. Then they both pause, and he knows what is coming- he teleports out of the way, and assumes Akechi isn't silly enough to stand in front of them as they prepare to use Bad Breath.
His bow appears in his hands, and he takes a shot at the Morbol closest to him to drag its attention his way. The other one is all Akechi's.]
Let's see what you can do, then!
[His eyes seem to wander for a moment, as he makes sure Hermes is nowhere near the farm. Then waves his hand to unmake the Morbol, which would be far too timid in nature to bother with fighting. It disappears in white, glittering lights.]
I am not a fighter, I should make it clear.
[And he really doesn't want to have to fight a Morbol, but it would be a good show of what it can do. He summons two more at a distance- around nine feel tall, they immediately pick up on the pair and begin to shuffle strangely quickly towards them. Then they both pause, and he knows what is coming- he teleports out of the way, and assumes Akechi isn't silly enough to stand in front of them as they prepare to use Bad Breath.
His bow appears in his hands, and he takes a shot at the Morbol closest to him to drag its attention his way. The other one is all Akechi's.]
Let's see what you can do, then!
I don't feel sick yet, so hopefully it won't hit me like a truck.
[ It won't. Hakuno is flower cough free! Boo. ]
There's also tea. I think honey lemon tea is supposed to be good for the throat.
[ It won't. Hakuno is flower cough free! Boo. ]
There's also tea. I think honey lemon tea is supposed to be good for the throat.
There's no way that's true.
They've tried this?
They've tried this?
Have you heard this nonsense about people spitting up flowers?
[ Dokja texts, while spitting up flowers. ]
[ Dokja texts, while spitting up flowers. ]
[ There's many ways that he could be annoying about that last comment, but there's no time for that today. Dazai is a man on a mission. ]
Great. You'll do then.
I've finally perfected my hot pot recipe. I'm calling it the "superhuman stamina pot." You'll be able to run for hours without getting tired after eating it. In fact, it'll have energy for days.
I had only planned on sharing it with Kurusu-kun, but it's too much for just two people, and you seem like you could use a little more pep in your step.
Wanna join us?
Great. You'll do then.
I've finally perfected my hot pot recipe. I'm calling it the "superhuman stamina pot." You'll be able to run for hours without getting tired after eating it. In fact, it'll have energy for days.
I had only planned on sharing it with Kurusu-kun, but it's too much for just two people, and you seem like you could use a little more pep in your step.
Wanna join us?
Edited 2025-02-16 22:45 (UTC)
I assume someone did to come up with this fact.
I have to say, I'm torn on the matter. It doesn't seem entirely impossible for such a thing to occur, but I'm not informed enough to make an actual opinion.
And of course, there are no leeches nearby to witness the experiment first hand.
Not that I would. I don't have the stomach to take a life like that for no reason, even one as small as a bug.
I have to say, I'm torn on the matter. It doesn't seem entirely impossible for such a thing to occur, but I'm not informed enough to make an actual opinion.
And of course, there are no leeches nearby to witness the experiment first hand.
Not that I would. I don't have the stomach to take a life like that for no reason, even one as small as a bug.
[Well, thank God neither of them have any interest in grinding up slugs. Akechi can be so unsettling...]
I'm glad to hear it.
I wish I had a fact to give you in return, but I don't think it would be half as interesting.
I'm glad to hear it.
I wish I had a fact to give you in return, but I don't think it would be half as interesting.
[He's about to send a resounding 'No' to this request - all he had to see was 'Dazai' and 'hot pot' in the same sentence.
Then he sees stamina boost. Kurusu-kun.
Ending barb aside-
He can't let Kurusu one up him with a goddamn meal.]
Thank you for the invite. I would be happy to attend, though please know my appetite isn't that large. Please don't be offended if I only eat a small amount.
When is it?
Then he sees stamina boost. Kurusu-kun.
Ending barb aside-
He can't let Kurusu one up him with a goddamn meal.]
Thank you for the invite. I would be happy to attend, though please know my appetite isn't that large. Please don't be offended if I only eat a small amount.
When is it?
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