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[enteloki]

throw anything at me 

 

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[enteloki]

Oh, there's no need to concern yourself over it. I'll only call the entire police department to deal with this.

I'm joking, of course.

Talking should suffice. I'm a fairly good negotiator and I'm interested in their motivations for stealing from such an easy target. They'll likely fold fast when faced with someone that doesn't back down.

[dresscode]

You would really do that for me?

You would talk to delinquents for me???

[enteloki]

[This feels like a mistake.]

I've spoken to far worse in my career.

My image and name also tends to earn favors - it may be a simple affair to get your stuff by simply telling them who I am.

Regardless, yes, I will do this for you. However, I request you find a way to overcome this fear. As a teacher, you must be able to handle these types of students.

i regret to inform you akechi is his sano

[dresscode]

[ ............................................. ]

AKECHI-KUUUUUUUUUUN

NOBODY HAS EVER DONE SOMETHING SO NICE FOR MEEEEEEEEE

WHAT CAN I DO TO REPAY YOU!?

[enteloki]

[QUIT.]

Nothing - consider it a gift from a student.

But since I have your attention, and if you'll indulge me a moment longer -

Have you ever heard of Shujin Academy?

[dresscode]

[ And he immediately snaps out of it. ]

Eh? No, what's that?

[enteloki]

It's another high school - prestigious and well known.

I have a feeling you would fit in among the staff there. If a temporary position opens up, you should at least be open to the possibility of going. You could help so many students after all.

I'll contact you after I've retrieved your items. Please keep your phone on you and be ready to get it.

[dresscode]

[ Wahhhh....... Akechi is so nice to him, he'll save him from delinquents and give him future recommendations for his career...... ]

Thank you so much, Akechi-kun...

Nobody has ever been this nice to me before in my whole life!!!!

[enteloki]

[He doubts that. A person doesn't get to be that way without a lot of coddling in their life.]

Many live their life without an ounce of kindness shown their way.

You could've ended up as a manipulative, cruel person that sends people on errands to fulfill your sordid machinations.

I'm happy that isn't the case. My hope is everyone at our school continues to treat you well.

[dresscode]

They will if I have Akechi-kun there to protect me!

My cheer squad!!!

[enteloki]

It's quite the reversal of roles - I'm using to having a cheer squad, not being a part of one. What a bizarre experience.

If I may-

I'd like to request a favor - this could be a mutually beneficial arrangement for us, after all. Are you open to hearing it?

[LET HIM SKIP CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!]

[dresscode]

Anything for you, Akechi-kun!!!

[enteloki]

I would like to to request all your assignments for the entire month.

[dresscode]

Ahead of time?

I don't have a month's worth of assignments prepared already...

[enteloki]

Whatever amount you have is fine then. A few weeks is also acceptable.

[dresscode]

But then you won't come to my class...

[enteloki]

This is only a preemptive measure. Of course, I'll still attend class if my job allows. That I can assure you.

[dresscode]

Okay, Akechi-kun. We have a deal!

I'll bring you your assignments soon~ ♡

[enteloki]

[STOP COMING TO HIS APARTMENT!!!!!!!!

Is what he wants to say. It's more irritating to politely argue the point - far quicker and easier if he allows the drop off.]

Thank you.