[ If Maruki's head wasn't attached to his body, he would manage to misplace it, and Rumi has understandably told him that he has to clean up the mess he's made.
Which, okay. Very fair. He can do that. He just has to figure out how to finesse the situation. And he knows he will not be able to lie to Akechi's little face, so it's done with a text to the In Case Of Emergencies baby cellphone while he's between student visits during office hours. ]
[Fuck yeah he's literally been sO GOOD he had not a singular CW: VIOLENT THOUGHT ALL YEAR!!!! HE'S
SO
EXCITED.]
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a lot? really? wow
ill keep being good. ill share with you. rumi said u were bad becuse of the counter dont sit on it. (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ ill tell santa you can have my gifts too but you have to be good
[DONT WORRY HES GOT THIS. With some new additions because the TV's on, advertisements are blaring and his little less than swiss cheese mind is ready to absorb it all.]
(๑'ᵕ'๑)⸝* bills stars a gun dirt black condor pizza from pizza-la the key chain that girl had rent ramen black condor blanket calpis the dvds apples
ok thank you tell him its ok rude olph made a mistake we all make mistakes. its ok. and i want bills and rent from santa-san for all of us so the landlord will be happy and you can hav e money for vacation ( ๑ ˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و ♡
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oh sorry you thought you were free? no. COPE
Which, okay. Very fair. He can do that. He just has to figure out how to finesse the situation. And he knows he will not be able to lie to Akechi's little face, so it's done with a text to the In Case Of Emergencies baby cellphone while he's between student visits during office hours. ]
Big news!
I just heard from Santa-san!
SCREAMFGDOPSJGPOJS YAY
WOW ٩(>ᗜ<)و ♡
you did it
good job
what did he
say
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But there was something else...
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SO
EXCITED.]
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a lot? really? wow
ill keep being good. ill share with you. rumi said u were bad
becuse of the counter
dont sit on it. (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ
ill tell santa you can have my gifts too
but you have to be good
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[ Because of all that counter sitting. ]
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All of the mail that got sent to the North Pole got eaten by reindeer!!! \(˚☐˚”)/
Santa-san needs me to give him your list again personally!
[ Maruki lost the list. : ( ]
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REINDEER????????????]
it's ok
was it rude dolph
hes very sad. its okay.
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(๑'ᵕ'๑)⸝*
bills
stars
a gun
dirt
black condor pizza from pizza-la
the key chain that girl had
rent
ramen
black condor blanket
calpis
the dvds
apples
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Thank you!!! I'll forward it to Santa-san right away. ( >˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈(*´꒳`*)
Bills and rent aren't presents, though! That's something Rumi and I take care of. You don't need to worry about it.
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ok thank you
tell him its ok rude olph made a mistake
we all make mistakes. its ok.
and
i want bills and rent from santa-san
for all of us
so the landlord will be happy
and you can hav e money
for vacation
( ๑ ˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و ♡
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Where do you want to go?
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destinyland!!!!
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Do you think you can wait until your birthday?
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IS THIS REALITY???? IS THIS HAPPENING???? CAN SUCH A THING REALLY OCCUR FOR AKECHI GORO???]
i can wait
ill wait forever
until were all old
i just want to go with you both
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Now forget I said anything! I want it to be a surprise...
Also
"The keychain that girl had"? (・∀・)?
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we walked by her at the grocer y store
the ramen one
it was a top hat with fire
and a heart
oh my fucking god
You thought that was pretty cool, huh?
WHEEZES
i liked it
feathermen would wear it
so its cool
ദ്ദി ≽^⎚˕⎚^≼ .ᐟ
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One more question. What are the dirt and apples for?
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apples are be cause im hungry.
dirt is for tanaka-san. he needs a new bed.
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And Tanaka-san will get his own presents! Maybe even a terrarium...
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٩>ᴗ<)و tanaka-san
٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´ you
٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و rumi
are you santa-san?
is it a
secret identity
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1/???
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HIS LITTLE FEET RUN SO FAST OUT TO RUMI. WHAT THE FUCK.]
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end lmao
GOD. BABY ANGEL
NO CURSE BAD
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