[ This area of the park is almost deserted. You know what that means. ]
BAM! Pew! Pew pew pewpewpewpewpew!
[ A tiny terror's running through the grass, a floppy-eared plush bunny in one hand to serve as a hostage and his other just. Sort of. Pointing, in lieu of a toy laser gun. You make do with what you have. ]
[ And tragically fist meets defenseless plush bunny face...but. Very softly. There's no actual force behind the 'punches', he's moreso just tapping it repeatedly with his knuckles. ]
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what if it was babies?
BAM! Pew! Pew pew pewpewpewpewpew!
[ A tiny terror's running through the grass, a floppy-eared plush bunny in one hand to serve as a hostage and his other just. Sort of. Pointing, in lieu of a toy laser gun. You make do with what you have. ]
Too slow, birdbrain! Thought you were a hero!
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[ Captain Bunny is being a valiant hostage and putting on a brave face for the world. Akechi isn't sure how long it an last.
His washcloth cape billows in the breeze. His own hand held up as a makeshift gun to match his friend, panic at the edge of his voice. ]
You're a good boy! A really good boy!
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[ He's not 100% sure what tar is, but people must have a lot of it in them with how often he hears that line on tv.
He stops to wave Captain Bunny around in the air by the ear. ]
An' I'm gonna start with this one!!
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[ AKECHI'S FINGERGUN IS SHAKING. HE MIGHT BE ON THE VERGE OF TEARS. ]
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Pow! Pow! Powpowpowpow!
[ And tragically fist meets defenseless plush bunny face...but. Very softly. There's no actual force behind the 'punches', he's moreso just tapping it repeatedly with his knuckles. ]
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[ With all the dramatic agony of someone that has truly lost a loved one to an evil foe-
Akechi lunges forward in a heroic attempt to tackle Pietro to the ground. ]
How could you! He was your friend too! He had the secret to saving the world!!