enteloki | LABY - IC INBOX

There's no point, you lunatic. I'm just making conversation.

My whole schedule?

Stop calling me that.

Yes - your whole schedule.

That seems a little excessive...

I'll decide that.

[How much COULD he do in a day?? He doesn't work??? What?? Does he roll on the couch seven times and call that a busy afternoon??]

You're odd.

When I don't have any early morning obligations, I wake up naturally between 8 and 9 AM. I know that will seem late to you, but outside of having to do so for work, I've never been an early riser. I like to spend time making breakfast, though that shouldn't surprise you... I catch up on news and forums over that, then head out for the day. When I only have my research to work on, I prefer to do that out of the house. I know a few good, cheap cafes where I can work all day without spending much money! They're probably sick of me... I'll usually end my work in the late afternoon and walk home instead of taking the subway, just to be out among people. Ah, that sounds sad, doesn't it? And then it's just a matter of making dinner and winding down, although I usually end up continuing my work until I get tired. I don't really go out in the evenings. I can't afford it! wwwwwww

I try to keep a fairly regular schedule while I'm unemployed and focus on my personal work. I don't do well with much downtime. And this may change, since I should probably pick up another part time position when we return... "( – ⌓ – )

[This is-

Somehow almost exactly what he expected, outside of the late morning start. Weird how he chooses to wake up early in this reality.]

That's pathetic, but not surprising - your dedication to your research is second to none.

A part time job wouldn't kill you. It would give you that interaction you so desperately crave.

[Short delay, and-]

Have you gone to Miel et Crêpes?

Oh, I know that. At this point in my life, I've had innumerable part time jobs. Who knows? Maybe I once rang up your canned coffee at a conbini years ago!

I haven't. Is that a place you enjoy?

[Akechi takes a hot minute to reflect back on any interaction at his usual haunts.

Can't recall. Maybe. The thought bothers him.]

It's a quaint place that gained popularity in recent weeks, so I visit it for my blog or if I need to have a conversation with someone. It's a suitable area for that.

I neither like nor dislike it. The food is acceptable and plated in a way that makes it appealing to those online.

Though one time I ordered an item due to its appearance alone without taking into account the massive size. I had to pick at it for hours. I suggest you doublecheck such things with the staff before ordering.

[ The food is acceptable and plated in a way that makes it appealing to those online is sociopath shit. Maruki adores him. ]

Could we visit it together? I can help you split a gigantic crepe for your blog.

Gasp... I could even end up on the Detective Prince's blog myself!

If I have time, I wouldn't be against it.

But as I've told you before - if you're willing to face the judgement of my most extreme fans, I would be happy to oblige your request. You could be a side character in a single photo.

Just make sure your appearance is immaculate and you look over your shoulder on the walk home.

[Also absolutely not. ♥ Akechi just wants to put the fear of god into him.]

[ He puts zero effort into his appearance and, somewhat disturbingly, gets rave reviews from teenage girls. He'll be fine. ]

I'm ready for my first brush with fame, Akechi-senpai. You've taught me well.

I'm not your goddamn senpai. Stop that.

I look forward to watching them eat you alive.

You do realize that as long as it keeps bothering you, I'll keep doing it, don't you?

It's a little embarrassing how easy you are to mess with...

It doesn't bother me. It never has. I'm not easy to mess with - I'm always calm and able to brush things off. You're inferring the wrong message from my words.

I don't want you to get into the habit of saying it and giving people the wrong impression if they overhear you or read it.

[ Ah, that makes him laugh. Loudly enough to be heard through the wall for sure. i'M aLwAyS cAlM aNd AbLe To BrUsH tHiNgS oFf!!! ]

Would it be troublesome for you if people got the wrong impression?

[OH OKAY. WHY IS HE LAUGHING.

Akechi slams his hand against the wall - shut up!!!!]

Yes, because then I have to clean up your mess and explain the truth to these idiots.

Oh, no. I'd hate for you to have to do that. Perish the thought.

[OKAY ASSHOLE.]

Perhaps I'll start trying to leave messes for you to pick up after. You're fortunate I'm as private as I am, but I may change that if you keep acting up.