Maruki tells him Eren's sick and Akechi doesn't question why the unrelated party got the message instead. Their friendship is baffling. Akechi doesn't give the situation a second thought.
Then the text comes.
Then he's standing outside, still in his pajamas because no, he isn't going for a run now. The world doesn't revolve around Eren's bizarre timetable and erratic swiss cheese brain!!!!
Hi - a weird look, a raised hand. It doesn't take a genius to see he's drunk and possibly hungover at the same goddamn time. The sharp sting of alcohol doesn't hit his nose until Eren starts to walk past him.
Like it's his goddamn house!!!!!
But tossing him out won't do any good with Maruki at home. His nosy ass probably already sees what's happening from one of the windows, or even hears the sound as they both move towards the main building.]
Exercise.
[Repeated, dull. Irate. No, he thinks not. This isn't a home where pullups are done from the rafters. That's Attic Trash behavior Eren.]
If you're coming in, go straight to a guest room. I'm not babysitting you.
[Oh, drunk Eren Jeager. Oh, woe is Akechi Goro who has to deal with drunk Eren Jeager. How much chatting can he do?
Can he even walk up the stairs????
Time to find out!! Akechi starts to guide him in that general direction, hand pressed against his shoulder to push him along. His request? Unanswered. Pspspspspspsppsps - come on Eren. He'll decide once they get to the room.]
[They reach the guest room. Eren doesn't protest further; however, when they open the door, facing the nearly room-sized bed, he doesn't climb on. He turns to Akechi, reaching out to grip his sleeve. After that, he just kind of stares at him.]
[Eren did say he wanted to talk - however that drunken babble is going to fall out his mouth. The alcohol stench clings to Eren's clothes and skin. It's probably on Akechi's own sleeve now, but-
He was fine the entire way. Didn't stumble, fall, or make any weird remarks.
They could talk for a bit.]
Very well.
[The hand from Eren's shoulder drops to shut the door behind them. Fucking ridiculous. Akechi gives it ten minutes before he passes out on this bed.]
Sit or lay down first - then we can talk, though I can't fathom what you're interested in discussing right now.
[He could get used to this - Eren, malleable and listening? He doesn't hate it.
Kind of enjoys it.]
That's all? Well -
[Akechi can think of something. It takes a second for him to slot into place next to Eren, fold one leg over the other and hunch forward in thought.]
Did you know that humans will sometimes use bodies for waypoints? For example, there's a mountain in my reality where so many have died on it, climbers use their corpses to keep track of where they are.
On the contrary, there's nothing at the top of that mountain.
[A bit lighter, less irate - there's no better discussion than a human being's hubris.]
People climb it for the satisfaction of knowing they made a long, arduous journey and succeeded. They climb simply to make it to the top. If it costs their lives, they consider it worth it. Isn't that fascinating? Many of these people have family, friends, and close confidants they're willing to abandon for the sake of their own pride. Their own ego. Their own goals. They're willing to die for something as small as that.
[Eren thinks he knows what Akechi is getting at, vaguely - hubris, pride, self-destruction, blah, blah. He gets tired of this story, and he's too drunk to dwell on anything worth arguing about. His mind goes somewhere else, and he looks at Akechi, same vague melancholy in his expression]
About a month, I believe. Perhaps longer than that. The climb is known to be one of the most difficult on the planet.
Though I think it's foolish, I also admire them - the physical endurance required, the mental duress one puts themself under, and the resolve to see it through for such an extensive period of time. I can't imagine doing it myself, though I enjoy bouldering from time to time.
[A lot said, a lot to process, a lot to say in response - they're certainly the type of mountains Armin was describing, and that's what Eren clings to - but, Akechi distracts him again with an unfamiliar term.]
Rock climbing - usually on a small or artificial structure without the use of a harness or rope.
[Look at his stick arms - doesn't he look like a BOULDERER!!!!]
It's enjoyable and useful. Seeing how far you can push yourself before you fall - it's a thrilling sensation.
Edited (YOu IDD THE OTHER ONE TOO FAST SO NOTHING TO EDIT HERE I JUST WANTED TO PUT THIS Thanos was madly in love with the guy he saw in the mirrior. he wanted to hug and kiss him. So he went on a quest to get the infinity stones to makes that happen. Before Thor) 2024-11-14 03:30 (UTC)
He isn't that surprised Eren would be interested - Eren's inquisitive and curious at times. It's not out of the norm. Still-]
I wouldn't mind some company the next time I try it. It's been difficult to do without a spotter, but not today. You need to sleep off that stench.
Edited (Before Thor could stab him Thanos snapped his fingure and his love, the mirrior guy was real. He said his name was also Thanos and that they were the same person. They kissed and got married while snapping their fingures get get rid of the whole universe.) 2024-11-14 03:40 (UTC)
[Which is a statement that should be absolutely nothing less than sarcastic, considering the absurdity of Eren's physical condition (have you seen those abs?), but he really is saying it as if he's not quite sure it will be enough.]
I'm strong too. [Yes, Eren! We know!]
Let's go to sleep. And wake up. We'll go. [This is a great plan.
[Wait--]
An hour. Sleep. And then I have to. I have a. Meeting. [Another nap with Maruki.] And then we'll go.
Alright - an hour, then your meeting and then we'll go.
[None of that is happening until tomorrow, well into the afternoon, and long after Eren's had a shower to get the alcohol off him.
What kind of fucking meeting? Does the council of blood ocean fisheries have to file complaints with their god?? Is the blood tuna missing?
Maybe he can just. Push him back. He's still so drunk. Akechi tries it by gripping Eren's shoulder, and jerking him backwards with a single harsh motion. Whoops. ♥]
I'm not tucking you in - get under the covers yourself.
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Maruki tells him Eren's sick and Akechi doesn't question why the unrelated party got the message instead. Their friendship is baffling. Akechi doesn't give the situation a second thought.
Then the text comes.
Then he's standing outside, still in his pajamas because no, he isn't going for a run now. The world doesn't revolve around Eren's bizarre timetable and erratic swiss cheese brain!!!!
Hi - a weird look, a raised hand. It doesn't take a genius to see he's drunk and possibly hungover at the same goddamn time. The sharp sting of alcohol doesn't hit his nose until Eren starts to walk past him.
Like it's his goddamn house!!!!!
But tossing him out won't do any good with Maruki at home. His nosy ass probably already sees what's happening from one of the windows, or even hears the sound as they both move towards the main building.]
Exercise.
[Repeated, dull. Irate. No, he thinks not. This isn't a home where pullups are done from the rafters. That's Attic Trash behavior Eren.]
If you're coming in, go straight to a guest room. I'm not babysitting you.
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[He stops walking, however.]
Come with me.
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[No. ♥]
Are you listening to me? I said I wasn't going to babysit you.
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Talk to me.
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Can he even walk up the stairs????
Time to find out!! Akechi starts to guide him in that general direction, hand pressed against his shoulder to push him along. His request? Unanswered. Pspspspspspsppsps - come on Eren. He'll decide once they get to the room.]
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[He likes that.
[So, he behaves and stays quiet until they've reached the stretch of hallway where the bedrooms are. Eren simply moves toward Akechi's.]
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Wrong way, but I'll let it slide.
[Grip? TIGHTENS. Direction? Redirected. They are going the opposite way, down to the very last guest room in this hall.]
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He was fine the entire way. Didn't stumble, fall, or make any weird remarks.
They could talk for a bit.]
Very well.
[The hand from Eren's shoulder drops to shut the door behind them. Fucking ridiculous. Akechi gives it ten minutes before he passes out on this bed.]
Sit or lay down first - then we can talk, though I can't fathom what you're interested in discussing right now.
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I just want you-- Talk to you. To talk to you. I mean.
[He scoots over a few inches, glancing at the space he's left on the bed. He looks up at Akechi - back to the spot. C'mon.]
Tell me a question.
cw: well mountain death talk
Kind of enjoys it.]
That's all? Well -
[Akechi can think of something. It takes a second for him to slot into place next to Eren, fold one leg over the other and hunch forward in thought.]
Did you know that humans will sometimes use bodies for waypoints? For example, there's a mountain in my reality where so many have died on it, climbers use their corpses to keep track of where they are.
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Why have so many died there? [He's not exactly familiar with the concept of simply climbing mountains for fun.]
Why do they keep going up?
[HOLD ON!!! He's got this. He's figured it out. He's connected the two dots. He is so smart.]
There's something up there.
1/3
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[A bit lighter, less irate - there's no better discussion than a human being's hubris.]
People climb it for the satisfaction of knowing they made a long, arduous journey and succeeded. They climb simply to make it to the top. If it costs their lives, they consider it worth it. Isn't that fascinating? Many of these people have family, friends, and close confidants they're willing to abandon for the sake of their own pride. Their own ego. Their own goals. They're willing to die for something as small as that.
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How long do they take to climb...?
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Though I think it's foolish, I also admire them - the physical endurance required, the mental duress one puts themself under, and the resolve to see it through for such an extensive period of time. I can't imagine doing it myself, though I enjoy bouldering from time to time.
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Bouldering?
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[Look at his stick arms - doesn't he look like a BOULDERER!!!!]
It's enjoyable and useful. Seeing how far you can push yourself before you fall - it's a thrilling sensation.
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[What?
What.
He isn't that surprised Eren would be interested - Eren's inquisitive and curious at times. It's not out of the norm. Still-]
I wouldn't mind some company the next time I try it. It's been difficult to do without a spotter, but not today. You need to sleep off that stench.
erekechi in the thanos fic edits tho
[Who can say not to that face? He's drunk and stupid!]
just as planananananANANANED
[No argument from him. Akechi wants to be high up - Starlight Cliff is daunting without someone making sure he doesn't crack his skull open.]
I wonder how you'll fare - it's more difficult than it seems, you know.
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[Which is a statement that should be absolutely nothing less than sarcastic, considering the absurdity of Eren's physical condition (have you seen those abs?), but he really is saying it as if he's not quite sure it will be enough.]
I'm strong too. [Yes, Eren! We know!]
Let's go to sleep. And wake up. We'll go. [This is a great plan.
[Wait--]
An hour. Sleep. And then I have to. I have a. Meeting. [Another nap with Maruki.] And then we'll go.
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[None of that is happening until tomorrow, well into the afternoon, and long after Eren's had a shower to get the alcohol off him.
What kind of fucking meeting? Does the council of blood ocean fisheries have to file complaints with their god?? Is the blood tuna missing?
Maybe he can just. Push him back. He's still so drunk. Akechi tries it by gripping Eren's shoulder, and jerking him backwards with a single harsh motion. Whoops. ♥]
I'm not tucking you in - get under the covers yourself.
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cw: MURDER