I, Osamu Dazai, have caused people no small amount of trouble over the last two months. When I think about it, the shame that fills my heart is almost unbearable.
[ It is so unfortunate that this is over text because this is the part where Dazai places his hand over his heart, slumps, hangs his head, and makes every point of ensuring that the world knows how guilty he is (not) before snapping back to attention.
Actually, Akechi should consider himself lucky. ]
But now that reality is no longer collapsing in on itself, I've resolved to change my ways! I plan to do one good deed for each and every inconvenience I've caused.
[ "what the fuck does that even mean" you might be asking. That is a mistake. A horrible mistake. But he senses that quesiton. ]
So you see, I've been offering my services to anyone who seems like they may be in need of help, but I may have overextended myself a bit. In fact, there's no possible way that I could do everything alone.
[He's going to make whoever put that note up regret it.]
I would enjoy nothing more than to assist you on such a noble and just quest.
[He's so angry.]
Anytime you need my assistance, please reach out and I will help with any task. It's the least I can do for someone in your position and with your degree of seniority. I'm sure many will appreciate your resolve and attempts to make matters right.
I knew I could count on you! I was so certain that I gave your name to a few people, actually, so I would have been shamefaced and humiliated if you said no.
I agreed to help [name] weed their farmstead and free it of pesticides. I offered to help the local coffee shop import their beans and roast them. There's a lot of stray cats of concern, so I need to catch and release them, as well as feeding them and checking them for diseases. And [name] needs someone to deliver her medication and do her grocery shopping...
[ And the list goes on and on, and it sure is all just the most mundane things... ]
Akechi can't say no. May be able to skirt some of the duties after making a 'failed attempt' to assist, but a prince always helps. A prince won't deny a chance to give back.]
Not at all.
Give me a detailed list of the times and days I'm supposed to visit these places with you and I'll oblige.
It pleases me to no end that you're willing to provide so much to those around you. What a kindhearted detective you are.
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[ It is so unfortunate that this is over text because this is the part where Dazai places his hand over his heart, slumps, hangs his head, and makes every point of ensuring that the world knows how guilty he is (not) before snapping back to attention.
Actually, Akechi should consider himself lucky. ]
But now that reality is no longer collapsing in on itself, I've resolved to change my ways! I plan to do one good deed for each and every inconvenience I've caused.
[ "what the fuck does that even mean" you might be asking. That is a mistake. A horrible mistake. But he senses that quesiton. ]
So you see, I've been offering my services to anyone who seems like they may be in need of help, but I may have overextended myself a bit. In fact, there's no possible way that I could do everything alone.
That's where you come in. You'll help too, right?
1/3
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Just so.
OH.]
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I would enjoy nothing more than to assist you on such a noble and just quest.
[He's so angry.]
Anytime you need my assistance, please reach out and I will help with any task. It's the least I can do for someone in your position and with your degree of seniority. I'm sure many will appreciate your resolve and attempts to make matters right.
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I agreed to help [name] weed their farmstead and free it of pesticides. I offered to help the local coffee shop import their beans and roast them. There's a lot of stray cats of concern, so I need to catch and release them, as well as feeding them and checking them for diseases. And [name] needs someone to deliver her medication and do her grocery shopping...
[ And the list goes on and on, and it sure is all just the most mundane things... ]
Do you mind?
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The list goes on and on and on and-
Akechi can't say no. May be able to skirt some of the duties after making a 'failed attempt' to assist, but a prince always helps. A prince won't deny a chance to give back.]
Not at all.
Give me a detailed list of the times and days I'm supposed to visit these places with you and I'll oblige.
It pleases me to no end that you're willing to provide so much to those around you. What a kindhearted detective you are.
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Wow~ I was sure that you'd be too busy! I will, thank you. If we split the work between us, we can get it done in a jiffy!
It's never a bad thing to help people, you know? You can build up lasting bonds just by doing one or two little favors for someone.
Add in a couple tidbits and a complaint or two and they'll share their gossip with you until the end of days.
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A team effort is usually the best approach.
[He wants to die.]
And forging bonds is never a bad thing. I always welcome it.
Thank you for thinking of me, Dazai-san. I look forward to working with you.
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