I, Osamu Dazai, have caused people no small amount of trouble over the last two months. When I think about it, the shame that fills my heart is almost unbearable.
[ It is so unfortunate that this is over text because this is the part where Dazai places his hand over his heart, slumps, hangs his head, and makes every point of ensuring that the world knows how guilty he is (not) before snapping back to attention.
Actually, Akechi should consider himself lucky. ]
But now that reality is no longer collapsing in on itself, I've resolved to change my ways! I plan to do one good deed for each and every inconvenience I've caused.
[ "what the fuck does that even mean" you might be asking. That is a mistake. A horrible mistake. But he senses that quesiton. ]
So you see, I've been offering my services to anyone who seems like they may be in need of help, but I may have overextended myself a bit. In fact, there's no possible way that I could do everything alone.
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[ It is so unfortunate that this is over text because this is the part where Dazai places his hand over his heart, slumps, hangs his head, and makes every point of ensuring that the world knows how guilty he is (not) before snapping back to attention.
Actually, Akechi should consider himself lucky. ]
But now that reality is no longer collapsing in on itself, I've resolved to change my ways! I plan to do one good deed for each and every inconvenience I've caused.
[ "what the fuck does that even mean" you might be asking. That is a mistake. A horrible mistake. But he senses that quesiton. ]
So you see, I've been offering my services to anyone who seems like they may be in need of help, but I may have overextended myself a bit. In fact, there's no possible way that I could do everything alone.
That's where you come in. You'll help too, right?